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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

things in bully that changed my brain chemistry (part 1)

- gary picking up dog shit with his bare hands

- pinky saying “THANKS FOR A GREAT DATE JIMMY 👹”

- the panty raid mission / paparazzi mission

- the preps saying the most out of pocket things about being inbred

- berleezy’s whole play through and his freestyles

- ALGIE

- gary and peteys halloween costumes

- tom saying “you’re such a wanker, go wank it loser”

- ”the cold sores aren’t contagious once they start to scab over 🤓”

- johnny and lola

- every single one of the greasers for a matter of fact

- the beginning of chapter 5 and how disgustingly heterosexual it is

- ”then what are we going to do?… BEAT HIM BACK TO THE GHETTO!”

- eunice

- the final jock fight and ted being defeated w one punch

- mr galloway 🤤

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One of the best parts of the Batman games was always listening to the thugs talking

"Killer croc is a freak."

"Hey don't be so harsh he has a skin condition."

"You know when this is all over I'm gonna call my mom."

"If I survive tonight maybe I should just take that desk job..."

"Yknow working for these crazy people is probably gonna bite me in the ass."

" So wait, if Bruce Wayne is Batman, who's been Bruce Wayne all this time?"

 "no matter what happens I want you guys to know this was the best halloween ever" 

"Nah, I'm not afraid of the Bat. I've got a blackbelt in Krav Maga. I feel sorry for him, really."

"Alright... we'll go to two more riots. But I gotta get home soon, it's my turn to watch the kids tonight."

"Y'know I saw my folks get whacked when I was a kid too. Don't see me getting all self righteous about it."

I can't remember the exact quote but it's something like

Thug 1: "So let me get this straight, Scarecrow released his toxin"

Thug 2: "Yep"

Thug 1: "And a tree came out of the middle of the city and destroyed it"

Thug 2: "Yep"

Thug 1: "And Poison Ivy was in the tree"

Thug 2: "Yep"

Thug 1: "Jeeeeesus"